[Faith slams into a wall, breathing heavily through her nose, heart hammering. Since the house started going crazy she's had some strange monster with a pyramid for a head chasing after her, hands have been shooting out of the wall and she's at least heard one or two zombies. She's a mess, beaten up and bloody and she has the nagging feeling that ( Read more... )

Survival skills 101 - Pay attention kids because I’m not fucking repeating myself.

If you’re over the age of twelve the woods shouldn’t scare you. Seriously, it’s just fucking sad.

Stop. Fucking. Screaming. You’ll just attract shit no one wants to deal with and I don’t want to hear you all freaking out like headless chickens when I’m trying to ( Read more... )

Oh look the prom rolled into town!  Seriously, I'm all for free booze and free food - like fancy food - but seriously, evening gowns?  What next?  Giles and Wesley showing up with tea and crumpets and teaching me to be a lady?  Or B, with Angel, twirling around and them emoing all over the dancefloor.  At least the gravity got switched back on ( Read more... )

No more flood so my ass can safely go locate more to drink ( Read more... )

Ok, I'm convinced that I'm in some sort of Hell dimension.  First I arrive and there's kids and I woke up this morning, soaked to the skin.  What the fuck is up with that shit?

Seeing as all the kiddies are no longer kneecap height, I wanna say sorry to my roommate who looks like some sort of demon.  Didn't mean to scare you like that but seriously ( Read more... )

What the fuck! Seriously this isn’t fucking funny anymore! I swear if The Powers That Be or whoever the fuck is in charge of the shitstorm that is my life make me come up there I am ready to lay down some serious beatings! I can’t get this thing off my arm no matter how much I beat it against the wall and wrench and pull. I can’t even stake it ( Read more... )